.:: Batch 40 forever!! ::.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006
OVER.>

sqm, IT IS OVER! (: YAYY~~ MEI YOU LE! although ii cant promise you that ii wouldn't have to go back for retest but...

IT IS OVER! OVER! OVER! (: the more ii think of it, the more high ii get.(:

yayy.. feeling lame.XP hoho. aiya, sqm, even though ii go and take the bleah theory pre-test, I FAILED! wahha. and ii am not sad at all.X) cause tat one also can retake.X) and ii dun care lor, cause ii retake bu retake does not affect other ppl, and ii din even put in effort to study for it, unlike total defence, cause ii study and cause iif ii retake have to hai sqm cannot get badge mahh X(


AHHHHHHH~ WHY AM I STILL TALKING ABT THE TDT? haha. TDT IS NO MORE. TDT IS HISTORY! some weird way to say tat history is history. LOL


well.X) let's continue with my lame talk, first, you must see this:




Ten Top Trivia Tips about Batch 40!

  1. Batch 40 were invented in China in the eleventh century, but were only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
  2. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Batch 40 and water.
  3. Batch 40 can sleep for three and a half years.
  4. Batch 40 invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  5. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Batch 40.
  6. The only planet that rotates on its side is Batch 40!
  7. Batch 40 are 984 feet tall.
  8. In Chinese, the sound 'Batch 40' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  9. The deepest part of Batch 40 is over 35,000 feet deep!
  10. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Batch 40.
I am interested in - do tell me about
hoho. let me tell you orh, this is not random orh, if you repeat the search they give you the same thing ehh.X) so let me crap about this to relieve my post test stress ( hoho. ironic. post test got stress.XP)

Statement 1:




Batch 40 were invented in China in the eleventh century, but were only used
for fireworks, never for weapons!
hoho. X) we contributed to the NDP FIREWORKS.lol. let me tell you a story abt this. XP Batch 40 was originally born under a particular chinese folksman's hand( ii wish there is this word called folkswoman. but haix.) When Batch 40 reached the age of maturity, the owner sold them to a fireworks(tempted to write fireman.lol) person who turned them into fireworks. But then there was this evil person called BLACK HEART( hoho) who wanted to turn them into weapons to scare his enemies off. But because...

because..

hehe. can't think of a reason.

Ooh. because Batch 40 had hearts of GOLD and they wanted to be lovely ANGELS instead of being used for bad purposes, so they returned to the fireworks person.x) and they were credited with the ROYAL NOTICE THAT they were allowed to BE FIRED IN THE NDP IN FRONT OF SINGAPORE! X) and they were excited and they zi highed up till the moment they burst into the sky.X)

wohoo. am proud of myself.yoohoo.

Statement 3:




Batch 40 can sleep for three and a half years.



hoho. we are GOOD SLEEPERS. REALLY REALLY GOOD SLEEPERS. for the minor at the most 7 hours we sleep, we SLEEP FOR THREE AND A HALF YEARS! X) must be some term in Mars or something.. XP




hello, welcome to mars. ooh so you are from EARTH!ooh. hello. please note that 7hours of your Earth time is 3 and a half years in our time. (:



hohoo. XP

Statement 5:




More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in
Batch 40.


hoho. X) it must be raining in Batch 40.X) heavy rain. X)



Welcome to Batch 40, in here, it is raining cats and
dogs, and the higest record is one million stray dogs and half a million stray
cats.. (: perhaps you could take one home and take care of it well.(: or perhaps
you could try to spot more than that and break our record. (: hoho.


lol. ii AM REALLY LAME TODAY!

Statement 7



Batch 40 are 984 feet tall.


yayy. X) we are giants.X) we rule. WE ROCK! WE HOHO. lol. perhaps they are talking about the total height? lol. lol. lol. lol. lol. lol. But ehh, ii dunno abt feets.X( Ehh, if you want, i go cut my feet and let's use it to measure our height tomorrow and add it up.(: lol. now like sadistic.lol.

Statement 8:



In Chinese, the sound 'Batch 40' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.


ehh.): sqm don't worry, i will remember to bring a wax tadpole to show that we never bite it (: and wat? Batch 40 in chinese doesn't mean tat wat. Batch 40..hmmph. KUAZHANG ARH THEY. >< swats hand around like swatting flys.XP


Statement 10:


Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Batch 40.


cough. cough. Sqm, dun mind them. The story of it being 'evil influence' was because:

Long long ago, when the person who was in charge wanted to create this statement, he wanted to find a world tat was stronger than 'overwhelming' and 'too good'. (: so he left the space blank and went to take a walk to think, then

his son just learnt the word EVIL and filled it in -.-

wahha. lame.X)

lol. okkye. ii shall stop my lame acts. X) sqms, ii love you all.X) iii dun mind my theory pretest. X) ii dun care.

so,

batch 40 forever!!
chu(: hoho.

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