A NEW DRUG HAS BEEN DISCOVERED ON 24TH OCTOBER 2006!
Name:
-unknown- (but we shall call it he1 zui4 jiu3 for now =D)
Description:
HIGHLY ADDICTIVE!!! BEWARE!!!
Process of taking drug may be tedious and painful but after the drug has taken effect you will feel very HIGH! It is a nice way of escaping from reality bcoz your mind will be BLANK (: and you can't focus. Yeah. And you don't know what you are doing
Evidence:
Hong tried to climb over the swing when she wanted to go to the swing for a rest without even realising it until squadmates told her.
You cannot walk in a straight line and you will go wiggety piggety all over like how people walk when they are drunk. (cannot keep your balance)
Side-Effects:
You will suffer from mucsle cramps and aches all over your body for up to a few days (or even weeks and months depending on the dose and how often you take it)
But most importantly... ... *drum roll*... ...
!!! IT HELPS YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT!!! (sound like some slimming pill advertisement)
Advertisement Line:
The pain you suffer for that little moment is worth it for being out of reality and being free from all stresses. Your efforts will definitely pay off. So why not try it now?? Quick! Grab a squadmate and go on a he1 zui4 jiu3 craze!!! While squadmate (stock) last..!!
to be continued...
yayy. finally managed to get here. haven been here for quite a long time i tink.
got back EOY results liao. got good n bad news. which one do you want to hear first? -.- when teachers ask this question, my class always say bad news .. dunno y .. so i shall also start with the bad news.
BAD NEWS
- L.A. Failed my comprehension. Bleah. Bleah. Bleah. But according to teachers, whole level did badly. At least I can console myself with this. Haha. Also hor, I didnt fail overall lar. XD
- Chinese. OMG. I actually failed my si1 han2. bleah. died so horribly lorz.
- Geography. Stupid me went n change my answer after checking. And.. I lost FIVE marks. FIVE MARKS. OMG. and i missed a1 by ONE pathetic miserable mark! bleah.
- Science. Died horribly. chem was the worst, i think. coz of the question tt u giv example of the mixture or compound de. i nv learn tt properly larz. my teacher nv even teach tt properly. n then got the lou4 qi4 fastest tt question. i nv even learn tt b4 lorz. bleah. how can they do tt to me? bleah.
- Maths. OMG. hate myself for this larz! if i got check properly, then i gould hav gotten like 20 or so marks more ?! I ACTUALLY LOST 20 PLUS MARKS DUE TO MY MORONIC CARELESSNESS! OMG.
- History. part c killed me. n i went to do cross reference for the inference source based questions?! wasted my time?! otherwise could hav gotten more marks writing abt part c. bleah. bleah.
whoa. realized tt i hav so many bad news. bleah. now it is time for good news. drum roll -.-
GOOD NEWS
- L.A. did chao well in compo. pulled my marks up. my best compo for the whole year. so cool right? yayy.
- Chinese. cant think of anything now. so, its .. NIL -.-
- Science. died for it. so its NIL. like duh.
- Maths. Well, I got an a1.. the only a1 .. bleah. borderline a1 some more. double bleah.
- History. Hmmm.. cant think of anything off the top of my head right now..
- Geography. Well. nth too.
bleah. see my good news so shao3. bleah. bleah. omg. phew. thought tt the computer hanged.. i write so long le .. will die if hav 2 rewrite ..
choral nite. i m so dead larz. wad if i laugh?! omg. feel so freaked out. wan 2 strangle clara who go sabo me .. volunteer me for the role. she say moi look like teacher?! i dun tink i do.. tink jiamin also said tt.. bleah. i still tink i dun .. i seriously dun .. i scared i forget my script .. wad if i do?! OMG! 2day had rehearsal by ourselves .. so guai1 right? XD. lol.
tink of topic. topic. topic. topic. oh ya. tink it was monday. jung, pooh, melia, hong n me. stayed back for RO. fun leh. 2 farni things happened. shant tell you. XD. -.-. anyways .. we answered the quesiton. went up to com lab 1.. very fast jiu find le.. was saying tt mayb we should station some sqdms at RO there .. some at com lab.. -.-. anyways .. decided against it .. together more fun ma .. XD. after tt went CHEERS n bought pao mian. all of us except hong. on the way there sqdms were very siao. (to sqdms. i still tink got one time the thing tasted bitter. seriously.) i scalded my tongue eating pao mian. tues was still hurting. then tues morn i had no appetite .. dunno y .. bleah.. these few days all no appetite .. though i feeling a bit hungry now .. lol ..
oh. sqdms quick come online. something important to tell ur. kuai4 dian3 hor. now i shall go n eat my dinner.. XD.
-cong
HI SQUAD MATES, THIS IS THE LATEST DEVELOPMENT OF THE INTENSIVE BRAINSTORMING OF OUR VERY OWN FIRST SQUAD CAMP (AKA ASC)...
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING INFO R NOT CONFIRMED AND MAY CHANGE ANY TIME...
DO NOT TAKE THEM TO SERIOUSLY...
MAJORITY WINS, SO I THINK WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BBQ.. THIS MEANS THAT WE HAVE TO BUY FOOD, BOOK THE BBQ PIT, BUY CHARCOAL, MAKE ARRANGEMENTS TO PRESERVE THE FOOD UNTILL AT NIGHT.. YOU NOE,ALLL THE THINGS THAT WE HAVE TO DO TO HUV A BBQ.. BUT IT'S GOING TO BE SSSSSSOOOOOO FUN :):):):)
ANTWAY, ME N POOH N CHUXI CONTRIBUTED TO SOME IDEAS THAT WE CAN DO ON THE TWO DAY. WE CAN:
PITCH A TENT
PLAY THE RIBBON THINGY
TUG-OF-WAR
OBSTACLES COURSE
BUDGET SHOPPING FOR FOOD
MAKE OUR BATCH FORTY FLAG( THAT IS TO BE PUT OUTSIDE OUR TENT)
HAVE LUNCH
HAVE BBQ (MAYBE AT NIGHT OR DURING LUNCH OF THE LAST DAY)
(AS I SAID BE4 , NOTHING IS CONFRIMED)
PT
CHEERS SESSION
OKAY, WE R MOST PROBABLY GOING TO THINK OF MORE GAMES N ACTIVITIES TO ENTERTAIN THE WHOLE SQUAD... ANYWAY, THE CAMP MAY BE HELD ON 4TH AND 5TH OF NOVEMBER (CAN BE CHANGED) (AS I SAID, NOTHING IS CONFIRMED) AND THEN WE ARE LOOKING 4 AVALIABLE PARENTS TO HELP JUST BE A IDLE GUARDIAN SO THAT OUR PARENTS WOULD LET US GO.. ANOTHER PROBLEM, I HEARD THAT SHIJIE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO STAY OVERNIGHT, DUNNO LAH, WAIT UNTIL EVERYTHING CONFIRM LIAO THEN SEE IF HU CAN GO, HU CANNOT...
IT'S LIKE SO EARLY IN THE MORNING NOW, LA... OH YA, IF I FAIL MY SEC I AND CANNOT PROMOTE, WILL I BE IN BATCH 40 OR BATCH 41?????
SQUADMATE,
GONG
SO SQUADMATES... THIS IS THE SECOND PART OF THE PREVIOUS POST... SO IF YOU HAVEN'T LOOKED AT THE PREVIOUS ONE, WHICH WAS FILLED WITH INTERVALS BY MC, LOOK NOW...
OKAY, SO YOU ARE SURE THAT YOU HAVE READ THE PREVIOUS ONE...
SERIOUSLY... IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE PREVIOUS ONE, YOU BETTER DO SO... IT'S THE ONE IN CAPSLOCK.. OR ELSE YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING I AM TALKING ABOUT..
SO ANYWAY, I WAS TELLING YOU ALL ABOUT THAT HIDE-AND-SEEK GAME.. MEICHUN N POOH N AMELIA WON LAH... BUT THEY WERE MOVING AROUND THE PLACE .. OF COURSE ME AND HONG CANNOT FIND THEM LAH... HIDE-AND-SEEK NOT SUPPOSE TO MOVE AROUND ONE WAT.. AND THEN THEY WERE MOVING AROUND.. zou lai zou qu.. BUT ALSO CANNOT SAY IS THEIR FAULT... 'CAUSE WE ALL DID NOT shou hao B4 PLAYING... SO ME AND HONG VERY guai, STAY AT THE STAIRCASE, BUT AT THE END STILL GOT CAUGHT BY ME AND AMELIA N POOH.. :(
*SOBS*
AND THEN THE STAIRCASE WAS SO SCARY LAH... NO BODY ONE.. AND ALSO VERY HOT AND STUFFY.. AND THEN THERE WAS NO ONE THERE IN THE STAIRCASE, ONLY ME AND HONG.. SO SCARY LOR, LATER GOT WHAT se lang OR ANYTHING THEN WE DIE..
SO ANYWAY,LET ME GET OVER MY CRAPPY HIDE-AND-SEEK EXPERINCE... AND TELL YOU WHY WE THOUGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE THOUGHT...
WHILE HONG N I WAS SEARCHING THE PLACE FOR SQUADMATES, WE GOT QUITE BORED.. SO WE STARTED TALKING ANOUT SQUAD CAMP AND OUTING AT EAST COAST... THEN WE THOUGHT ABOUT SOME GAMES TO ENTERTAIN THE SQUAD.. WE WERE THINKING OF CAMPING OVERNIGHT THERE.. DUE TO LACK OF $$$, WE DECIDED TO JUST TENT THERE AND SLEEP IN THE WILD,(TOGETHER WITH THE ANTS AND MILIPEDES AND CENTIPEDES AND EARTHWORMS AND EVERY OTHER THING AND CREATURE WHICH LIVES UNDERGROUND..) YA LA, AND THEN I DON'T THINK OUR PARENTS WILL ALLOW US, (VULNERABLE) GIRLS TO CAMP IN OUTDOORS ALONE, SO MAYBE SOME SQUADMATES' PARENTS CAN ting shen er chu AND "BABYSIT" US( NOT THAT WE NEED "BABYSITTERS", BUT JUST TO BE SOME GUARDIAN SO THAT OUR PARENTS CAN fang xin LET US HAVE OUR EVERYONE FIRST SQUAD CAMP!!!!
YA LA, AND THEN WE WERE DISCUSSING 'BOUT THE GAMES THAT WE CAN PLAY.. SO THERE IS A RIBBON GAME, SOMETHING LIKE THE AMAZING RACE, BUT THIS TIME, ALL OF US CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE MAKING AND PLANNING OF THE GAME.. LIKE FIRST WE SEPARATE OURSELVES INTO TWO GROUPS (DRAW LOTS, SO THAT SOME SQUADMATES WILL NOT ALWAYS HANG OUT WITH THE SAME FEW SQUADMATES AND THEN DON'T REALLY INTERACT WITH OTHER SQUADMATES)...THEN,WE PUT RIBBONS OR ITEMS AT SEVERSL PLACES AND LANDMARKS AND THEN GIVE THE OTHER GROUPS A HINT TO WHERE THE PLACE WITH THE RIBBON OR THE ITEM IS.. (ACTUALLY IT IS EITHER RIBBON OR ITEM AND THINGS, BUT WE HAVEN'T COMFIRM YET).. SO THEN THE GROUP WILL HAVE TO FIND ALL THE RIBBONS OR THINGS OR ITEMS THAT ANOTHER GROUP POSITIONED IN THE SHORTEST TIME POSSIBLE WITH THE HINTS..THEN RUNNING AROUND THE WHOLE PLACE VERY TIRING RIGHT?? WILL DIE ONE RIGHT?? *RIGHT!* SO WE RENT SOME BIKES AND CYCLE AROUND THE WHOLE PLACE... WE PLAN TO RENT THAT KIND OF ONE BIKE TWO PERSON ONE, SO THAT SQUADMATES WHO CANNOT RIDE A BIKE CAN RIDE TOGETHER WITH THOSE WHO NOE OR EXPERT AT CYCLING ONE, AND THEN THIS WILL MINIMISE THE POSSIBLILTY OF HAVING ACCIDENTS..
SOUNDS INTERESTING??
*YES!!!!*
OKAY, I M BEING SO LAME... SO THERE WILL BE OTHER GAMES ALSO LAH, AND THEN WE ARE PLANNING TO BBQ ALL OUR FOOD.. WORST COME TO WORST, WE WILL JUST HAVE TO EAT BREAD AND MAGGI MEE IF WE CANNOT BBQ... AND THEN WE SHALL NOT BUY UNHEALTHY FOOD LIKE CRACKERS AND ALL.. YOU NOE, THAT KIND OF FOOD THAT YOU chi duo le WILL FALL SICK ONE..
SO YA LA THAT'S FOR NOW.. I M GOING TO BATH ALREADY...
OH YA, TALKING ABOUT BATHING, POOH SAYS THAT THERE ARE BATHING PITS OR WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM AVALIABLE IN EAST COAST.. IF THERE ISN'T, zui duo WE JUMP INTO THE SEA AND BATH THERE LOR (DUN THINK SICK!!! WITH OUR CLOTHERS OF COURSE!!)
OK LA, MUST GO ALREADY.. BYE BYE..
SQUADMATE,
GONG
LOOK HERE...FELLOW SQUADMATES...
ATTENTION!!!!!
*drumrolls...*
WE ARE FINALLY HAVING OUR FIRST SQUAD CAMP!!!
YEP, THAT'S RIGHT...YOU DIDN'T READ WRONGLY...WE ARE REALLY GOING TO HAVE OUR FIRST SQUAD CAMP!!!!!!*applause*
cheers!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY, B4 WE CONTINUE WITH ANY DETAILS... LET US TELL YOU HOW WE GOT THIS FABUBULOUS INSPIRATION TO THE MARVELLOUS IDEA..
FIRSTLY, WE , WHICH COMPRISES OF HONG, AMELIA, POOH, CAMELIA, AND MC, WERE DILIGENTLY DOING SQUAD ARTICLE..
THEN, WE DECIDED TO IMMERSE OURSELVES IN THE WONDERFUL ART OF THE SLACKING--PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK...
interval by mc: guess who won? amelia, me and pooh!!!!!!!!!ole ole
BACK TO CAMELIA: OKAY... IT WAS JUST PURE MISTAKE ABOUT THE HOT N STUFFY AND A TEENY WEENY BIT SCARY DESERTEED STAIRCASE..
interval by mc: pls larh...blame it on your skills....
TO BE CONTINUED..
sian .. sian .. sian .. sian .. sian .. sian .. sian .. hahahax
suddenly got this ling gan 2 write something abt ytd .. so .. here i m .. feel very -.- now .. dread 2moro larz .. HALL leh !! omg! nvm .. hopefully can sit with sqdms while checking papers .. but then again .. myb tt isnt such a gd idea after all .. coz we will get distracted .. haha ..
anyways .. ytd we went to the library again .. yayy .. we pushed the shelves n trolley into the room bhind the hall .. the shelves chao noisy larz .. i mean REALLY REALLY noisy .. if we moved fast fast will sound like earthquake like tt lar .. seriously .. i m NOT joking .. then we went pass the hall tt time muz walk very very slowly .. then one sqdm say tt we were doing the ___ walk .. haha .. but i 4get which sqdm le .. tink it is chu .. anyways .. at least the trolleys were quiet .. haha .. after tt we went back the library n check books .. we checked loads of chi books for 1. books which hav signatures of ppl hu donated the books .. 2. books tt are jian2 ti3 de .. 3. books which are published in ASEAN countries .. jung was the fastest among us .. she checked 3 boxes .. or 2 .. forget liao .. haha .. but i tink her boxes r those with fewer books de ba .. but she still chao pro .. all the rest dunno is jung .. jung here jung there .. this sound farni .. wadever .. anyways .. i checked 3 boxes too .. but took like one hoour plus longer than jung .. somemore one box is all the same type of books de .. but i took everything out n put in again .. so nice of me XP .. then after tt we went KAP ..
we wait at the busstop for long long long long time b4 thye nxt bus come .. bleah .. anyway .. 74 leh .. though it was non-aircon de .. the feng1 very nice XD .. three of us sat at the back .. then when we went down .. one sqdm banged onto me .. n i almost fell .. also almost zhuang dao the two ppl sitting bhind the door ... lucky i didnt .. haha .. so paiseh .. but very farni .. anyways .. me n amelia ate the same thing ... n chu n hong n pooh ate the same thing .. lol .. then chu went down to get curry sauce for them .. i was the only one hu didnt ask for curry sauce n barbecue sauce .. i dun like the curry sauce there .. got a guai4 guai4 taste .. sqdms will 'kill' me for saying tt .. hahah .. anyways .. i took garlic chilli n sweet chili :)
then after eating we went home .. of course larz .. i was the last to go again .. coz i purposely miss one 74 ... haha .. coz i wanted 2 tok 2 chu more abt some thing .. 4got wad le .. anyways .. i had headache on the bus .. then i close my eyes .. trying 2 sleep .. then i missed my stop larz !! bleah. bleah. bleah. bleah. bleah. bleah. still feel so indignigant now!! bleah. bleah. i actually overshot when i wasnt sleeping! this is the 4th time i overshot tis yr .. though tt isnt a lot .. once was funfair tt day .. then once was HC tt morn .. me n amelia .. then twice was zui jin .. both times wasted ten minutes + one extra stop de fares + one extra station de mrt fares .. bleah. bleah. bleah.
realized tt i wrote a lot .. i freaking out abt 2moro liao .. OMG .. i suddewnly realize tt i haven go memorise my script for the choral night .. mayb i shant memorise at all .. then the teacher will go appoint some1 else .. bleah. my script is so long larz .. n i cant memorise things de .. unless i write it out! bleah .. my hand will break larz! wadever .. i hope i will fall sick during the BIG day .. then i can dun go .. but then every1 will kill me .. haha .. i hope no1 will recgonize me .. at least .. bleah. gooing off now .. till nxt time ..
-cong
Scene: Bus 74, non-airconditioned.
Characters involved: 5 squadmates
Time: 2.50pm
The story starts with 3 squadmates sitting at the back of the bus and enjoying the cool breeze while 2 other squadmates were sitting in front and also enjoying the cool breeze.
These 5 squadmates were on their way to King Albert Park (also known as KAP) to have lunch at Macdonalds.
When it was time to alight, one of the squadmates at the back stood up and walked towards the front and stood beside the 2 squadmates that were in front. Then another squadmate who was sitting beside her also stood up and followed her.
Suddenly... ...
The bus came to an abrupt halt. *EEEEEEEEEEE~~~*
Then the squadmate who was making her way to the front banged right into the squadmate who was already in front. (practically hugging onto her)
That poor squadmate clung as tightly as she could on to a thingy on top
And it was not long before she lost grip (coz of the halting bus and the weight of the other squadmate on her)
This squadmate in front then fell on this stranger.
Then everyone on the bus started to giggle/laugh/chuckle.
-end of story-
