A NEW DRUG HAS BEEN DISCOVERED ON 24TH OCTOBER 2006!
Name:
-unknown- (but we shall call it he1 zui4 jiu3 for now =D)
Description:
HIGHLY ADDICTIVE!!! BEWARE!!!
Process of taking drug may be tedious and painful but after the drug has taken effect you will feel very HIGH! It is a nice way of escaping from reality bcoz your mind will be BLANK (: and you can't focus. Yeah. And you don't know what you are doing
Evidence:
Hong tried to climb over the swing when she wanted to go to the swing for a rest without even realising it until squadmates told her.
You cannot walk in a straight line and you will go wiggety piggety all over like how people walk when they are drunk. (cannot keep your balance)
Side-Effects:
You will suffer from mucsle cramps and aches all over your body for up to a few days (or even weeks and months depending on the dose and how often you take it)
But most importantly... ... *drum roll*... ...
!!! IT HELPS YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT!!! (sound like some slimming pill advertisement)
Advertisement Line:
The pain you suffer for that little moment is worth it for being out of reality and being free from all stresses. Your efforts will definitely pay off. So why not try it now?? Quick! Grab a squadmate and go on a he1 zui4 jiu3 craze!!! While squadmate (stock) last..!!
to be continued...
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